I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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