it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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