omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She bit a glass in half.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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