i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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