i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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