Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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