There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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