Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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