I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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