a queef is a wish your heart makes.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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