Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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