I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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