i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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