love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
