Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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