You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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