Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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