I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When did angry sex become our thing?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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