I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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