I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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