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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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