I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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