Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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