Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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