Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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