Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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