Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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