We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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