On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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