if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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