Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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