Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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where are you?
Hypothermia
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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