Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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