The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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