My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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