The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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