We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The air taste purple.
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