So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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