Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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