How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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