I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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