Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
