I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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