Cold hands, warm shart.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.