Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
