Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm having to shit out rocks
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