help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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