your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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