i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
