Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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