About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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