you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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