We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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