Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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