We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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